Wednesday, January 11, 2006

New Kid In Town

Ty Pennington,
Evidently TV doesn't pay as much as I had supposed, so if you will kindly send me your mailing address I will send you Two free combs: one to carry with you and one to keep as a spare in case you lose the first. That is unless of course you are going for the Don King of gardening look, in which case you have succeeded. It looks like you presently comb your hair with an egg beater. To be fair, let's put it to a vote:
Those that like your crappy hairdo: 0
Those who think it sucks: 1 (me)